turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out

Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!

turtlenecking by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

Turtle Soup 

A code word for sexual intercourse. It can be used at parties to communicate between friends in front of females and they will have no clue as to what you are talking about. You can never get full off of turtle soup and it always leaves you wanting more.

Dude, I'm having turtle soup tonight!

Turtle Soup by Sheriff Dardo Boy January 4, 2012

turtle hull 

The trunk of an automobile.

I travel with a first aid kit in my turtle hull.

turtle hull by Monty Graves April 29, 2006

Turtlehead 

1. The head of a turtle

2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.

Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!

Turtlehead by BumCigar January 13, 2004

Playing Turtle

It's an expression use to describe the harsh feelings of wanting to use the toilet really badly.

Is a game where two or more people try to hold out from craping in there pants the longest. The winner is the person who does not shit themselves.

You know how a turtle sticks his head in and out of its shell? Well that's what I'm doing to my ass, I'm playing turtle with my crap.

Playing Turtle by B0$$MAN January 8, 2010

turtle neck 

when you pull the foreskin down below the head of the penis

before i could blow him, i gave him a turtle neck.

turtle neck by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

turtle lesbo 

A Corduroy pant wearing, round shaped, butch lesbian of shorter stature. Do not confuse these lesbos with the taller lesbian variety; Ogeralis Majoris. Typically turtle lesbos are found along the western coastline of the USA. A turtle lesbo's primary habitat is that of middle to lower class neighborhoods often refered to as "the ghetto." A turtle lesbians primary occupation is that of a chef or mechanic. Their spare time is spent coaching women's basketball or soccer. A turtle lesbian will often approach people with an uncanny swagger which is meant to mimic their male counterparts. The hair style typically found upon the head of a turtle lesbo is that of an 9 year old boy of the phylum dorkus-minoris. Turtle lesbos are relatively harmless, however, if one were to cross the path of a turtle lesbo in hot pursuit of a lipstick lesbian they would find themselves in deep perile. Lastly it is the turtle lesbo is the primary consumer of male hormones despite the gov't insistance that male baseball players hold that status.

Excuse me turtle lesbo, is that a bannana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

turtle lesbo by patrick_patrick January 19, 2008