The Toilet Paper Bitch

This is when someone is out of toilet paper and they are sitting on the toilet yelling for you to bring them some.

Guy 1: hey why didnt you bring me some toilet paper i was out.
Guy 2: I am not The toilet paper bitch! get it yourself

by Dakknessssss May 8, 2010

toilet stomp

Forcing the mouth of an oppressed individual onto the ceramic edge of a toilet and stomping directly onto the back of their head. This often breaks the victim's jaw and pushes their teeth into their skull. This is extremely painful and entails a long recovery. The lack of sanitary conditions can lead to immense infections that can last years. This is equivalent to a curb stomp except instead of on a curb, the event is taken place on a toilet. Once a man toilet stomps someone, he may need to flush repeatedly to hide the moans of the victim. That, or he can toilet stomp the victim into unconsciousness.

That fruit tard was dancin' with my mom, so I broke him with a toilet stomp, son!

by K NUTSACK January 21, 2010

gay man's toilet

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.

As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.

by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009

toilet brush

A term used to describe a very thin girl with lots of pubic hair.

Although I prefer girls who shave, I still will occasionally fuck a toilet brush.

by friskycurtain December 24, 2011

tilt

A commonly used term in lacrosse meaning how low your helmet sits on your hear. No tilt means u look out of the middle or even lowest gap. Mad tilt means you look out of the top gap.

yo bro my tilt game is twice yours.

by laxin... February 11, 2009

Toilet baby

When the throwing down the toilet of cummy tissues from the male, and the used tampons of the female that then somehow meet in the sewers, merging together and forming a mutant baby that will feast on unsuspecting toilet goers

God dude, just been taking a massive dump and almost got taken away by a toilet baby!

by tempys01 September 9, 2010

toilet condom

Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?

Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.

by dabert July 18, 2007