Sham Chop

The ultimate combination of Sham Wow and Slap Chop to cut shit up and dry it at the same time. It's actually just a towel with razorblades taped on, but it does the job.

"Hey Bob, pass me the Sham Chop"
"Alright Jim"

by pseudonimm April 22, 2010

Chopping Cheddar

Chopping Cheddar:(Informal) is the act of Making/counting large amounts of Money!..

A yo, you see son on the corner?..That fool stays "Chopping Cheddar" ALL DAY!
...He stays getting Money!

by SadBastad August 23, 2022

Titty Chop

To remove thine titts and become something not-girl.

I'm doing the titty chop in two days!

by TheoDorkus February 9, 2021

Washing The Chops

When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day

Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast

by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021

Rakim Chop

The worst chop you’ll ever see in your life If you ever see a nigga with a rakim chop run as fast as you can.

That nigga got a Rakim chop

by Jerky boyz December 16, 2020

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018