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Typical Tim

A person who is unable to enjoy themselves because they are too busy worrying about every possible consequence. Also, Typical Tims enjoy making up excuses for why they are not around to hang out.
Situation 1:
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"
by ohyesverynice May 9, 2014
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tim story

Story that has no meaning or is so obvious it is dumb.
tim told us a tim story

Ex: Yea i went to that one place once.
by lvalleymanl August 12, 2007
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tim mace

i've dedicated my life to penguins, dude you're no tim mace
by Aali October 10, 2013
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Tim Horton's

A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!
Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??
by masochistic angel March 22, 2020
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Tiny Tim

A fellow roblox GaMeR .

Man amongst giants.
Like bum play ;) .
Uses Furry tails and accessories to express his extreme level of ULTRA gae .

Shags the gae-est of sheeps
Tiny Tim the man of my wildest dreams ;)
by JUBBA DA HUTT December 3, 2018
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dress tims

a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's

that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!

i wear my dress tims to church
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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