Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own Anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is Tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Asian Lover July 16, 2008

tears off

expression that is used when you are amazed

"that shirt tears off"

"you see chuck liddel lastnight?"
"yea he tears off on everyone!"

by fabianmyniggas July 24, 2009

tear money

Money made off the tears of a woman. How you make it is up to you.

Let's make shirts, rent a bus, get laid, and get rich off their tear money.

by skubb May 6, 2011

tearable

Something that is so bad you could literally cry.

That essay I just handed in was tearable, I'm going to eat ice cream and sob while watching Mean Girls when I get home.

by color-and-colour December 7, 2012

virgin tears

The most deadly and lucid drug in the DFW area of Texas. Mostly used by high school age adolescents because the majority of those who use virgin tears die before the age of twenty.

Kevin loves smoking virgin tears, even though he knows what they do to his body.

by bVsedSod January 16, 2014

bitch tears

When a girl cries to get her way, specifically in order to alienate a guy in a social situation.

"When she brought out the bitch tears, Karl knew he'd be asked to leave".

by tapperwrapper July 24, 2014

Dogecoin-hater tears

Slang for urine or piss

"Ah man, I just slipped in some dogecoin-hater tears

by Watermeloncholy May 14, 2021