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Mr. Tinker

A man. Lazy(sometimes), teacher, Likes to lag things out, waste time.
Bob: What is he like?
Joe: Ohhhhhh... hes a Mr. Tinker.
by mr.Tink2009 December 15, 2009
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trickeration

a creative play in college football, such as to fool the camera man and the defensive line
"WOOOOOAAHHH nelly!! its gonna be a barn burner today!! and watch out these Huskers and known for their trickeration."
by BMG December 17, 2002
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A Golden Ticket

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.
Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.
by mr jew da man November 3, 2010
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nut tickler

Someone who performs the service of tickling a nutsack for 13.95 a tickle. Or for 12.95 if they are a card carrying union member. (Union Members have health care)
"Hey nut tickler you got change for a $20?"
"Will you tickle one of my nuts for half price or is the price per sack, Nut tickler?"
by A rich, rich man September 17, 2005
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Tuckered

Verb. To be subjected to the verbal equivalent of rape live on a high profile national cable television show by an attractive female anchor.
"Did you catch that interview? It was brutal, Campbell Brown tuckered Tucker Bounds again."

Examples:

CNN's Campbell Brown and Tucker Bounds discussing Sarah Palin's credentials to be Commander and Chief

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohkdj1Gw9Ac


Fox New's Meagan Kelly and Tucker Bounds discussing Obama's tax plans

http://marcambinder.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/09/sign_of_the_times.php
by I Heart Tucker Bounds October 29, 2008
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Tucker

An extremely perverted Red vs Blue character in 'Teal' (it's actually aqua) whose catch phrase is "Bow Chicka Bow-Wow."

And for some reason never gets to use the sniper rifle.
Tucker: Man I hate that I never get the fucking sniper rifle!

Church: Oh yeah boo hoo, all you've got is your stupid awesome sword, I feel so sorry for you.

Tucker: Come on dude, just once. Let me use it, just one time, I won't ever ask again! Pleeeeeeeease? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease.

Church: Can I use the sword?

Tucker: Oh hell yes!

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Tex: Maybe if I can set up a hard line from the ship to the-

Tucker: (running out of base) Wait! Hold on! don't say anything!
(breaths heavily for a few seconds after reaching them)
I've got a hard line tex can use. Bow chicka bow wow!

Church: How did you even hear that?

Tucker: Phft. I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed.
by TheRealCaboose July 11, 2009
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