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Jelly Weasel

A mixture of cum and blood - the result of cumming inside a woman who is menstruating.
Man my ho is on the rag but I don't care bro gotta get dat jelly weasel.
by skeeterpoo January 8, 2012
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Scrotum weasel

A weasel that hides in the scrotum of a man
Women the heck is on yo sac

Man weasel

Second women scrotum weasel?
by Two ton scrotum July 25, 2011
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sketch weasel

Sketch weasel refers to a person that is sneaky like a weasel and sketchy like a pedophile.
Whoa man, look at that sketch weasel driving that white windowless van!" or "What a sketch weasel.
by mindsayjandaleindl June 29, 2011
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German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Weasel Booty

Person 1: "Hey, did you listen to that album I lent you the other day?"
Person 2: "Yea, man, it's totally a weasel booty for sure"
by NextLevelNaps March 19, 2023
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