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Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
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spring job

When you wrap a spring around a guys penis and the spring helps jerk him off
Bro this girl gave me a spring job last night
by The long legs November 4, 2023
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lithia springs high school

A shithole and ghetto school. Populated mostly by African Americans
Did you hear about Lithia Springs High School?
Yeah heard it's a total dump
by Brad103 April 8, 2023
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Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.
"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
by annataskerlover April 25, 2023
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Palm Springs Nachos

Fisting a youthful man with cheddar cheese, jalapeños, and a robust enchilada sauce
I got wasted on Arenas last night in Palm Springs, and ended up making Palm Springs Nachos
by Cryptic 617 May 13, 2023
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spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break
“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”
by HJay November 20, 2023
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Spring Cleaning

When you shout Mom/Dad right after climaxing on your stomach and cleaning as quickly as possible before the walk in.
Alex: yo my mom caught me while I was spring cleaning

Max: awe shit dude
by Fantastic404 October 12, 2018
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