Junk Stuffers

Briefs

Good old John needed a giant pair of junk stuffers to wear because he was hung like a horse

by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020

Tough Junk

A term used to call something cool; while also sounding rather redonkulous. Tough Junk is a slang which was created in a high school classroom for the purpose of needing a new phrase and trying to make it popular.

*Whistle* Whoa! That new shirt you bought is tough junk!

by EESSGifted0809 May 1, 2009

kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

by ew-david October 6, 2022

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Junk Mail

Obscure sexual act in which a mailbox slot is used as a glory hole

John: "Dude, i totally did a Junk Mail on Mary's house!"
Matt: "Haha that's a sick prank!"

by PolarTheBear April 20, 2011

Junked

When someone is completely away with it

Fs mate that wee jacks had 3 half bottles he’s junked out the wazoo

by Strokema_cok69 April 9, 2025

Junk Drunk

The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.

I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.

by PottyMouth73 October 8, 2023