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Horn-laying

When you lay down to indulge in sexual fantasies without masturbating
Bro, he wasn't even jerking it. He was just horn-laying.
by Eushshtb July 5, 2025
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horned

"I was horned today in class"
by hglsfdjklj June 21, 2023
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Horns & Feathers

A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.

On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
by danimal99 July 20, 2010
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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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Horn

a horn is a alpha male, commonly used amongst friends
Calling someone a horn, refers to calling someone a alpha male originally derived from the animal a bull
by Angus Hamilton June 8, 2023
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Fog Horn

A derogatory term used to describe a loud British person.
*British person being loud*
Non-British person: "Shut the fuck up Fog Horn!"
by He8i3 May 4, 2022
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