poobic hair

pubic hair in and/or around the asshole

that girls got a nice ass except for her poobic hair

A: thats girls hot
B: yea but shes got poobic hair

by notdavidHitsKR September 18, 2010

Choda Hair

The furry (usually lint-infested) hair which covers the "choda" (area between scrotum and anus)

I got critters crawlin' in my choda hair again

by Mrs. Robinson December 28, 2003

pubic hair

The patch of hair that grows in the genital area in both men and women. It may extend over the abdomen, and is mostly seen on men but it can occur on women as well. Many do not like it and many do. The current trend is for men to keep the hair and women to remove all of it.

I went to get my pubic hair waxed yesterday
I don't shave my pubic hair because it itches too much when I do that
When you go through puberty, you grow pubic hair

by beez1717 October 28, 2013

hair flip

Somthing a girl does or ...i guess a guy with long hair could do this too. it's just simply when you flip you beautiful hair over your sholder and roll your eyes

I'm prettier than her...rite?**hair flip**

by wearenowfamouse December 17, 2002

fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015

Classroom hair

Classy Italian kids who wear their hair according to Sasha buns of chemistry and all these topics

Guy 1: I think I want a haircut later
Guy 2: I really recommend going to great clips and getting the classroom hair

by Bermudaboyshorts August 7, 2016

veteran hairs

When your beard hairs start turning white

"Why do these white hairs in my beard grow thicker and stronger than regular hair?" "Cuz they're veteran hairs"

by Joe the Armenian May 27, 2015