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Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit August 31, 2008
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froggy chair

froggy chair is a animal crossing object that is really cute but really difficult to get.
person 1:i got the froggy chair in animal crossing!
me:GIVE ME IT
by just a frying pan January 13, 2022
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Chair

Chair. Tf you expect dawg?
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair
Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!
by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025
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Elmo Chair

Your hair is Elmo Chair
by Elmo Chair February 14, 2025
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Electric chair

When you are having sex doggy style and then you pull her back while trying to sit on an electric fence wire. The pulse will go through both of your but won’t kill you.
I was out near the cow barn and decided to give her the electric chair.
by Dr.sicko June 3, 2023
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Dope Chair

a dope chair is slang for the free wheelchairs that the city of portland gives out to drug addicts, typically to heroin users who are perfectly capable of walking, so that they can spend all day blocking the sidewalks nodding in their free wheelchairs.
Junkie: I'll trade my dope chair for a bag, the city gave it to me for free
by Fred Waters November 12, 2022
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