Nintendo Switch 2

An overpriced piece of shit console that you won't even own when you actually buy it when it launches.

Guy 1: Have you heard about the Nintendo Switch 2? Nintendo updated their user "agreements" and it says that they will apparently brick said console when you mod it once it releases afterwards.
Guy 2: I have, and it's extremely overpriced. 630$ CAD for it and 100$ to 110$ CAD for physical games that aren't actually installed on the cartridge itself? Come on, Shitendo!

by NepgearAfficionado May 12, 2025

switch boy

A boy that can cross-dress at any time, as he switches gender

Oh john? yeah, hes a switch boy, i see them everyday

by my dogs are fighting.com December 8, 2017

Switch

A fake possession in sex used by non-homo people who want to feel as if they are part of the alphabet mafia

Hey did you hear sammy is a switch?

yea mean she’s not part of the mafia no more?

by rip me 1847 December 26, 2021

Switch Nose Grind

The act of using the opposite nostril you’re accustomed to, whilst doing cocaine.

After three straight days of partying I couldn’t breathe outta my right nostril, so I had to pull a Switch Nose Grind

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

switch-a-roo building

A building where the basement and rooftop are switched.

Guy 1: Can you go to the basement please?
Guy 2: Isn’t here the basement?
Guy 1: It’s a switch-a-roo building, bro.

by konnichiwa01293 April 12, 2023

switch

Someone who over reacts and switches between moods frequently

Kim is being such a switch.

by urbanprodigy June 28, 2016

whatever flips your switch

This basically means whatever turns you on but it is a more subtle and polite way to say it

Bobby: hey have you seen human shrek 😩 so segsy
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig

by Dumdum_mcbumbum May 8, 2021