Matthew sandwich

When you are in between two dudes and one is fucking you in the mouth, the other in the ass

Hey dude what did you do today?
Oh nothing, just had a Matthew Sandwich with the guys

by lococaballo February 24, 2022

Nothing sandwich

When you can’t be fucked to make actual food or go out and get food and no one you live with is willing to make food for you because you’re a fucking adult. So you grab two slices of bread and eat that. Often accompanied with a glass of whatever the fuck was in the fridge.

My wife was sick today and couldn’t make dinner. So I had to eat a nothing sandwich, I really need to learn how to cook.

by Andrresito June 4, 2021

dry sandwich

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018

Leaderboard Sandwich

noun.
a sandwich. made of leaderboard. a leaderboard sandwich.

a term used in online gaming when 2 friends are on either side of the leaderboard from someone they wish to spite.

top frag: "hey 2nd player, we're making a sandwich!"
bottom frag: "a leaderboard sandwich!"

by ItsPeachy December 31, 2022

Doritos sandwich

Girl with stinky feet rubs your penis.

A woman gave me a doritos sandwich last night.

by Man of stool June 13, 2019

glam sandwich

A group of two or more beautiful people.

Beauty contestants stayed at out hotel, and we would often see a glam sandwich.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 20, 2018

falang sandwich

When you are having vaginal or anal sex with a Thai hooker and another lady boy is having anal sex with you.

The falang sandwich was complete when the man purchased a hooker and a lady boy for the night.

by dakra23 June 18, 2016