mario

some red guy who is obsessed with eating steroid mushrooms and slaughters turtles for a living

in the distance: it's a me, mario!

peach: oh fuck this psycho is back again commander toad arm the soldiers and ready the nuclear missles

by azurean May 7, 2021

Mario

Fat long lip man

Mario is mean

by ——09– August 17, 2020

Mario

A cheating bastard who keeps drunkenly fighting with peach over an affair with daisy

Peach: "MARIO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!?!?!?"
Mario: "its a me mario"

by therealestoforeos August 5, 2025

Mario

A game character from Nintendo, whose Debut was in Donkey Kong

Hey! You wanna play Mario today?

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

mario villatoro

Mario villatoro is a nice person he has a great personality with a great heart and will treat and girl right and if she's feeling down he will try to cheer them up.he would never take anyone for granted. keeps promise and won't break a girl's heart. he cares of what happens around him and one day wishes to change the world.

Mario villatoro is a person with great dream

by Artist 3 March 14, 2017

Mario Kart Down

A funny way to describe when someone falls or has an accident, similar to things that happen in the video game Mario Kart. The phrase is used for moments that are especially entertaining or surprising.

A soccer player jumps to head the ball but lands awkwardly and falls over a teammate, flailing their arms. The funny way they fall makes everyone laugh, so someone might call it a “Mario Kart Down.”

by NovahCaine August 16, 2025

Super Mario Odyssey 2

A Game that may never happen. All thanks to Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Elephant Mario.

So I was hyping myself up for Super Mario Odyssey 2, only for Super Mario Bros. Wonder to be announced?! This is Bullshit! I'm never buying anything from Nintendo again! - Bitter Mario Fan

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023