log ride

when a guy cums on someone's chest then shits on the jizz and watches it slide down.

damn she is sexy; she looks like she would enjoy the log ride.

by deseanj January 24, 2011

Yule log

A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.

Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."

by Zuczerman December 26, 2011

Butt Log

A peice of extraordinarily brown poop

The Butt Log hung out of the window sill, wanting to jump out and end his sad little poopy life

by Sam June 10, 2002

log fucking

when you stick a frozen poop in a freezer for 2 hours and take it out, wrap it in saran wrap and insert it into your ass.

hey eric the log is ready get the saran wrap and lube and rope so we can hold andy down and give him a log fucking

by solly86 November 4, 2008

log exchange

When you are taking a crap and simultaneously a girl is sucking your dick.

I was taking a mean #2 and my girl was right there sucking my dick. It was a great log exchange.

by leonardtownian December 29, 2007

Lofty log

A full bodied firm lengthy turd. Perfect in all forms including smell

Look at the size of that lofty log

by Renee and Pat. August 20, 2013

Magik log

A larger version of the "Magik Stick". It refers to a wang a woman lusts over, wants all the time.

Joe's magik log is soooo much better than Jamal's magik stick! I guess it wasn't that magikal after all.....

by Txgurl915 August 21, 2016