Chicken Jockey

Absolute cinema!

Try throwing popcorn while shouting this during a movie without the cops getting called.

-PC Joe Carter and Tom are comin’ for your ass!

Jason Momoa: ahhh!
Steve: CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️

by UK DEFINER April 8, 2025

Jockey

Sticking your wang in someone’s ass then back in their mouth.

I gave her a jockey last night🤪

by Jesusmoves June 30, 2021

chicken jockey

the word in the Minecraft movie that every theater goes insane over

joes friend: oh shit joe, he's gonna say it!
Jack black: chicken jockey!
the entire ass movie theater: explodes

by neonVX May 9, 2025

Frog Jockey

A Bogan-Australian term for an arrogant French person.

French Guy: Sacre bleu, ziss beer taste like many men have urinated into a bottle and served it cold
Aussie guy: Shut up ya Frog jockey!

by m1nus0ne November 18, 2011

Knob jockey

A first class cunt, top of the range insult.

Fuck off you knob jockey

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019

Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.

Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."

by Kap'in M September 17, 2022

Outlook Jockey

(n.) A coworker or manager whose immediate, knee-jerk impulse upon receiving any email, question, or new piece of information is to schedule a meeting in Microsoft Outlook to discuss it, often when a simple reply or quick chat or slack would suffice.

Synonyms: Meeting Maven, Calendar Crusader, Slot-Filler.

"Don't even bother emailing Chris with a complicated question; he'll just respond by acting like an Outlook Jockey and invite the entire team to a 90-minute meeting next Tuesday."

by HoldenGreene October 1, 2025