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Jason Kendrick

A Native American redneck that was somewhere in the background of the 1983 movie Yellowbeard. A Jason Kendrick can be found hiding behind, or climbing, a tree with a bud light in his hand and a tomahawk in the other screaming “I ain’t had this much fun since the hogs ate my brother!”

A Jason Kendrick is a very unique and entertaining creature to witness in its natural habitat. To lure a Jason Kendrick in you can use very specific calls such as the sound of a motorcycle, a beer can opening, or someone yelling “you don’t touch me there you’re not my father!”
I saw a JASON KENDRICK today, now I will never be the same again.
by Misfitz13 July 17, 2022
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Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free
I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket
by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023
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Jason's Syndrome

A medical condition that occurs due to excessive inbreeding. Symptoms include lower distended jaw, mouth breathing, poor vision, and gender dysphoria.
The player in the 2022 New Jersey Special Olympics has Jason's Syndrome and is a hero.
by nut ass c/o September 25, 2022
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jason lane

He is a Fucking gay cunt. He sucks so much dick that even a brothel house could handle that much dick. he claims he is the best at everything but is the biggest cocky guy ever.
by Eagleboys123 March 4, 2017
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David Jason

David Jason is the absolute best when it comes to being a true KING...he loves with everything he has and always willing to give the shirt off his back. Good looking, sweet, caring but never let the innocent fave fool you.....because he can be a dirty jerk AKA a dickweed as well...
by Shooks84 June 2, 2022
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Jason Osborne

by Dixie Definitions April 6, 2022
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Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.
I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.
by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022
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