"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!
At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."
At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."
by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016
Get the alligator flumug. 
When you and another guy get cheated on by the same girl but both of you already fucked her and you both have her AIDS.
Guy One:Dude,I can't believe she used us like that,and now I have AIDS from her.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.
Guy Two:Bro I got AIDS from her too!
Guy One:Holy moly that makes us flu cousins.
Guy Two:Man let's go somewhere to eat,my treat.
by Quantum Ranger September 20, 2015
Get the flu cousinmug. A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
by Flobsmack August 21, 2023
Get the Man Flumug. When, say, a pandemic has us all mentally unstable and the government is like a small child lost in a supermarket. Winter brings a new variant and again, tighter protocols. Science is advancing apace and it yet it feels awfully like one year ago since...(often around Xmas time in northern hemisphere Winters).
"I see on the news we're back to masks-on again...hold on, wait juuuust a minute, oooh, er, I just had deja-flu!"
by Diogenetics January 1, 2022
Get the deja-flumug. (Coworker Is A Dumb A$$) CIADA flu
CIADA flu (noun) – A pain that starts in your head and takes over the body slowly. Most likely caused my excessive exposure of an annoying voice from a/multiple clueless coworker(s) who are currently ill with diarrhea of the mouth.
Symptoms include: headache, pain in jaw (typically due to mouth hanging open or grinding of teeth), squinting eyes, fever (due to severe mental irritation), cramped fingers (after excessive emailing of coworkers with similar symptoms).
Treatment includes:
•Cutting phone lines so voices aren’t necessary.
• Threats of severe snow storms (so annoying coworker gets scared and leaves early)
•Whispering (so one-upping coworker cannot join in conversation and make your symptoms worse by shorting you on lunch money.)
If treatments do not work, please seek professional medical assistance immediately.
CIADA flu (noun) – A pain that starts in your head and takes over the body slowly. Most likely caused my excessive exposure of an annoying voice from a/multiple clueless coworker(s) who are currently ill with diarrhea of the mouth.
Symptoms include: headache, pain in jaw (typically due to mouth hanging open or grinding of teeth), squinting eyes, fever (due to severe mental irritation), cramped fingers (after excessive emailing of coworkers with similar symptoms).
Treatment includes:
•Cutting phone lines so voices aren’t necessary.
• Threats of severe snow storms (so annoying coworker gets scared and leaves early)
•Whispering (so one-upping coworker cannot join in conversation and make your symptoms worse by shorting you on lunch money.)
If treatments do not work, please seek professional medical assistance immediately.
by LittleRedCobra February 11, 2010
Get the CIADA Flumug. "Mate, I was about to go down on this sweet ass but when she turned over she had some serious fanny flu"
by Qwenbee May 20, 2017
Get the Fanny flumug.