fake weeb

A gamer degenerate who's only into ecchi, hentai, or shounen. A fake weeb goes to anime conventions drippy with some fit jeans or joggers and yeezys, a backpack only with a deku box, and snacks preferably churros to make room for figurine and poster merch, but really is only there to try to pickup female weeaboos or koreaboos.

weeb#1: aye you see that fake weeb Jason over there? he rektd me 0-2 in yugioh and walked away with two cute girls
weeb#2: yea dude that was my girl and my sister
weeb#1: Savage :PogChamp:

by masterbdog February 20, 2019

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

fake fun

someone that is an obvious fake or a try hard , someone that is not true to themsleves.

e.g
"dude that vegetarian eats fish"
"kor shes well fake fun"

by gjrp April 12, 2007

fake crip

Isaiah🤷🏾 ♀️

A fake crip is a nigga that wanna be crio so bad but ain’t even get stamped 😂🤷🏾 ♀️

by Pseudonym0324 May 31, 2019

Fake Depression

Some people are “Fake Depressed”, where they lie to themselves because they’d much rather be sad for attention then to be happy for their health and well being.

Examples of Fake Depression; The lady listened to sad music and looked at depressing pictures on the internet to increase how upset she was.
Or
Rose purposely made herself feel sad and blamed everything on herself being the narcissist she is for attention, she was “Fake Depressed”.
Rose was fake depressed because she could not submit this form.

by Rose434 May 28, 2019

Fake the Snake

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

Pubert loved to Fake the Snake to make his lies more convincing.

by MasterChiefGuy5 November 2, 2017

fake up

A break up, but not truly a break up, i.e. both parties still feel an obligation towards one another, engage in frequent phone calls and "meetings", and feel guilty about beginning to date other people. It is a psychological way of coping with the difficulties of a relationship by both parties distancing themselves from the relationship itself and allowing one another breathing room.

Person 1: Hey, I just saw Leland and Lisa together last night. Didn't they break up because of school commitments?

Person 2: No, that was just a fake up.

by MadRabbit May 10, 2006