egg sebastian

The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette)

"Oh man, I did the biggest borry that was unflushable so I turned around and made an egg Sebastian"

by Chod Borrance May 17, 2015

eggs are in the basket

Fertile Ovaries

The Eggs are in the basket. Ready? Open up!

by The Farmer's daughter May 19, 2014

egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.

The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.

by daveobot October 22, 2020

Egg whites

When a man ejaculates in a woman and another man licks the semen out of her vagina

My friend didn’t tell me he left me egg whites.

by Teaman655 August 26, 2022

Noah the egg

noah is a retard egg that are cringe asf. you cant see this thing normal ``noah no dick`` this boy is not normal

girl1 ew noah the egg

by andrussy May 1, 2022

wizard egg

When someone eats an egg whole and waits to see how long it will take it shit out the shells.

'Jamie ate a wizard egg and timed himself'.

by veinofstarrs January 9, 2014

revenge eggs

Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.

Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.

Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.

by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008