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Bitch

1. A parasite that sucks the life out of all things worth living for, everything fun, and everything worth doing.
("We were about to hook up, then this bitch comes in and starts telling us to get out of her camper. Bitch shouldn't have left the door open.")

2. Somebody who takes it up the ass because they got sent to prison.
("Grab my belt loop, Bitch.")

3. Usually an ugly girl using the word "Bitch" as a right of passage, Because all of her friends are hot, and she wants to act like they do, But can't get away with it because she isn't attractive.
(Hotgirl - "Fuck this, You gotta treat me right. I ain't no slut" Ugly girl - "Yeah she ain't no slut, you trick" me - "Well, if she hangs out with you, shes going to end up as obese, ugly, and as slutty as you. So ill pass. Bye Bitch."

4. A girl who refuses to cook me steak, And rub my back while I play halo.
("Me - "Rub my back, and cook me steak" Her - "Hell no, you haven't done shit all day. I'm not your maid." Me - "Yeah, and this isn't a homeless shelter. And you're gonna need one now. Get out, bitch""

5. Feminists.
("Fuck you feminist bitches"
1. ("We were about to hook up, then this bitch comes in and starts telling us to get out of her camper. Bitch shouldn't have left the door open.")

2.("Grab my belt loop, Bitch.")

3.(Hotgirl - "Fuck this, You gotta treat me right. I ain't no slut" Ugly girl - "Yeah she ain't no slut, you trick" me - "Well, if she hangs out with you, shes going to end up as obese, ugly, and as slutty as you. So ill pass. Bye Bitch."

4.("Me - "Rub my back, and cook me steak" Her - "Hell no, you haven't done shit all day. I'm not your maid." Me - "Yeah, and this isn't a homeless shelter. And you're gonna need one now. Get out, bitch""

5.("Fuck you feminist bitches"
by B. Morgan. June 21, 2008
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Bitch

Babe In Total Control of Herself
OR
Babe In Total Control of Him
She's a Bitch and quite proud of it =)
by De3 April 5, 2007
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bitch

1. A female dog. A term commonly used by breeders.

2. A disgustingly annoying and/or verbally abusive woman.

3. Someone whom you see as either beneath you, or almost like your servant. (Also see bitch boy.)

4. A derogatory term for any woman.

5. A Beth.

6. Strawman women
1. "That looks like a good bitch over there."
"I know. I plan on breeding her with my top show dog."

2. "Eww, you're going to have her babysit your kids?? But she's such a bitch! I can't -stand- her!-"

3. "Hey, bitch. Go make me a sandwich."

4. "Yeah, she's a real fine bitch. I'm gonna try and get her to go all the way tonight."

5. "That bitch didn't her ex she was pregnant with his kid.'
"Wow, she's a real Beth..."

6. "My girlfriend turned into such a bitch... She said she was a nymph, but we haven't had sex in weeks, and I've been bending over backwards for her..."
'"Dude, she's a Strawman woman. Get rid of her."
by Hellius Don Remaro Forte December 24, 2010
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Bitch

Someone (usually a female,) who is awesome and doesn't take crap from anyone. Isn't afraid to curse some hoe off. Otherwise known as Kaila. Other forms of bitch include betch and beyotch
I am such a bitch, and I'm proud of it.
by <3kaila January 14, 2009
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a bitch

Nobody likes Zidy because he is a bitch.
Zidy is a bitch. All he does is bitch about being a bitch.
by Dominic Gray September 7, 2008
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bitch

ass, fag, slut, whore, fagget, dick tease, whore, loser, weird, fucker, homo, asshole, donkeymut, ugly, sucker, slavedriver, something that hurts, a femal dog animal, a tramp, prostitute, hooker, drunk, spoiled rotted ass, slacker, college piss talk, popular in 2009 when someone wants to pee on your face while completely intoxicated with too much alcohol than you are a bitch.

negative asschime. slang used from mama's baby, when dillusional.

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everyone knows the bitch, bitch. Only's bitches don't work.
by europopian July 19, 2009
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Bitch

someone who is snotty, backstabbing, and LEADS GUYS ON, preppy, two-faced,
Madi Ofori is a BITCH, she leads guys on!
by lalalalalalala :D December 22, 2009
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