1 definition by B. Morgan.
1. A parasite that sucks the life out of all things worth living for, everything fun, and everything worth doing.
("We were about to hook up, then this bitch comes in and starts telling us to get out of her camper. Bitch shouldn't have left the door open.")
2. Somebody who takes it up the ass because they got sent to prison.
("Grab my belt loop, Bitch.")
3. Usually an ugly girl using the word "Bitch" as a right of passage, Because all of her friends are hot, and she wants to act like they do, But can't get away with it because she isn't attractive.
(Hotgirl - "Fuck this, You gotta treat me right. I ain't no slut" Ugly girl - "Yeah she ain't no slut, you trick" me - "Well, if she hangs out with you, shes going to end up as obese, ugly, and as slutty as you. So ill pass. Bye Bitch."
4. A girl who refuses to cook me steak, And rub my back while I play halo.
("Me - "Rub my back, and cook me steak" Her - "Hell no, you haven't done shit all day. I'm not your maid." Me - "Yeah, and this isn't a homeless shelter. And you're gonna need one now. Get out, bitch""
5. Feminists.
("Fuck you feminist bitches"
("We were about to hook up, then this bitch comes in and starts telling us to get out of her camper. Bitch shouldn't have left the door open.")
2. Somebody who takes it up the ass because they got sent to prison.
("Grab my belt loop, Bitch.")
3. Usually an ugly girl using the word "Bitch" as a right of passage, Because all of her friends are hot, and she wants to act like they do, But can't get away with it because she isn't attractive.
(Hotgirl - "Fuck this, You gotta treat me right. I ain't no slut" Ugly girl - "Yeah she ain't no slut, you trick" me - "Well, if she hangs out with you, shes going to end up as obese, ugly, and as slutty as you. So ill pass. Bye Bitch."
4. A girl who refuses to cook me steak, And rub my back while I play halo.
("Me - "Rub my back, and cook me steak" Her - "Hell no, you haven't done shit all day. I'm not your maid." Me - "Yeah, and this isn't a homeless shelter. And you're gonna need one now. Get out, bitch""
5. Feminists.
("Fuck you feminist bitches"
1. ("We were about to hook up, then this bitch comes in and starts telling us to get out of her camper. Bitch shouldn't have left the door open.")
2.("Grab my belt loop, Bitch.")
3.(Hotgirl - "Fuck this, You gotta treat me right. I ain't no slut" Ugly girl - "Yeah she ain't no slut, you trick" me - "Well, if she hangs out with you, shes going to end up as obese, ugly, and as slutty as you. So ill pass. Bye Bitch."
4.("Me - "Rub my back, and cook me steak" Her - "Hell no, you haven't done shit all day. I'm not your maid." Me - "Yeah, and this isn't a homeless shelter. And you're gonna need one now. Get out, bitch""
5.("Fuck you feminist bitches"
2.("Grab my belt loop, Bitch.")
3.(Hotgirl - "Fuck this, You gotta treat me right. I ain't no slut" Ugly girl - "Yeah she ain't no slut, you trick" me - "Well, if she hangs out with you, shes going to end up as obese, ugly, and as slutty as you. So ill pass. Bye Bitch."
4.("Me - "Rub my back, and cook me steak" Her - "Hell no, you haven't done shit all day. I'm not your maid." Me - "Yeah, and this isn't a homeless shelter. And you're gonna need one now. Get out, bitch""
5.("Fuck you feminist bitches"
by B. Morgan. July 11, 2008