Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.
I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.
by Trillith November 27, 2021
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sitting and working

This is so boring that you will slump over your computer and by some magical coincidence type this then roll over and hit enter. When you wake up you're like what the hell happened??? Otherwise you like sitting and working for some reason or you are being forced to do it.
1234567890: Hey you're sitting and working aren't you???
0987654321: Yep i am.

*1234567890 goes away*
0987654321: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
5 minutes later
0987654321: ^yawn^
whats this some definition of sitting and working. how did this appear

0987654321 goes home feeling weird
by hissingcobra May 1, 2022
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Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.
Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025
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SIT

I tried to take a shit but all that came out was a SIT.
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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Sit n’ Spin

A “sit n’ spin” is when a male squats or sits on a female’s face while they engage in cunnilingus, oral, or tonguing of the male anus while “spinning” their tongue around the asshole. Hence the term “sit n’ spin.”
“I got to try the sit n’ spin with my girlfriend last weekend. It rocked my world
by S4ltin3 February 23, 2020
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National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day
Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day
by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022
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