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Netflix and tits

Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.
Are you two gonna hook up?

Nah, probably just Netflix and tits. She’s not DTF yet.
by Bitterfleur November 11, 2018
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whoofer tit

A slightly recessed breast with a large nipple. It resembles the speaker cone of a large speaker.
I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.
by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010
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tit suckler

Michael Lewis Speck.

A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.

A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.

A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.

A boy who hits women.

A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown male who still does what his mom says to do is a tit suckler.
by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015
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muscle tits

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.
"Hey muscle tits, wanna bench that 300 5 times more?"
by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014
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Tit Splitter

Seat belts, when worn by fine women, accentuates their breasts.
Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.

Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
by Helibro October 7, 2009
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tit text

When you put your smartphone in your shirt pocket and your man teat sends a text message.
If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss
by edsea9 November 12, 2011
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Tits-Packed

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
Bro, I'm in line and this place is tits-packed, but there's mad talent here bro.
by Spiraldown May 28, 2016
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