Amendment of the “chill” part—ideal for anyone not willing to go past second base in the dating world.
by Bitterfleur November 11, 2018

I had no idea she was stuffing, but when we got back to her place her double D's turned into a couple of whoofer tits.
by lumberjackoff October 30, 2010

Michael Lewis Speck.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
A grown boy who still suckles at his mom's tit.
A grown male who doesn't realize that the path to being a man requires cutting the apron strings.
A boy who still wants his mom to hold him to her breast and tell him he is a good boy.
A boy who hits women.
A boy who tries to steal a child from his mom so he can give said child to the grandmother as a reward for agreeing to still suckle.
by MaxMadMom December 2, 2015

A male weightlifter or bodybuilder whose oversized pectorals, a symbol of strength, dominate his general physique and become the focal attention so much that it becomes lewd. Often accompanied by large nipples that thrust out when bare, or poke out when in a shirt. Often used for ridicule or muscle humiliation scenes.
by Manhooters62 March 1, 2014

Bro: Hey, Bud! I was at this stoplight and saw this awesome tit splitter in the car next to me.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
Bud: Man, I gotta get me a lifted truck.
by Helibro October 7, 2009

If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss
by edsea9 November 12, 2011

When you're standing in line for a drink at a bar that's so crowded you unintentionally cop feels of people's tits that are passing by.
by Spiraldown May 28, 2016
