Placing one breast in your mouth and one breast in your ear before making a "call". Highly recommend assistance from a stripper.
Pop's asked the stripper, "Let's play telephone". Stripper lovingly replied "okay!". Forever called pop's telephone.
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I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
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also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
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soldier says this line from the youtube video "expiration date"
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bread
soldier gaming
also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
:)
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Teletard is a word originating from the highly popular chat website, Habbo Hotel. It is used to define a specific group of people who tend to act, or dress their avatar, in a specific way.
Originally, while myself and Scott were standing in the room GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room.
While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said something stupid, along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!"
Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres.
First off, I would like you to understand that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the intelligence to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley will be automatically considered a Teletard.
Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres;
Classification #1: Someone who dresses their avatar colourfully.
Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their avatar.
Classification #3: Someone who finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing with a capital letter for the beginning of each word.
Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the cool and 'leet' thing to do.
Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go over the top when using Internet acronyms.
Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications.
Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems like they would.
Originally, while myself and Scott were standing in the room GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room.
While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said something stupid, along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!"
Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres.
First off, I would like you to understand that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the intelligence to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley will be automatically considered a Teletard.
Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres;
Classification #1: Someone who dresses their avatar colourfully.
Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their avatar.
Classification #3: Someone who finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing with a capital letter for the beginning of each word.
Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the cool and 'leet' thing to do.
Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go over the top when using Internet acronyms.
Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications.
Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems like they would.
-EXAMPLES-
Dan': Teleporter retards.
Scott: TELETARDS!
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
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Dan': Get out of my room.
Teletard Classification #1/2: n00b ;|
--
Scott: Get off my hotel.
Teletard Classification #3: Its Not Your Hotel :|
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Dan': Shut the fuck up.
Teletard Classification #4: :| ... you shut up!11!1!oneoneomg!11wtfbbq!
--
Teletard Classification #5: ;|
Dan': Fuck off.
Scott: You bell'ead.
Teletard Classification #5: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
--
Teletard Classification #6: :| You Are Such A Noob
Dan': Get fucked, cock-whore.
Scott: You cuntblaster.
Teletard Classification #6: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Dan': Don't rape my language, you treasonous fuck. Get off my Hotel.
Teletard Classification #6: What Eva I Cnt Be Bovad With Yoo Anymore *Leaves*
Scott&Dan': 1-0 :)
Dan': Teleporter retards.
Scott: TELETARDS!
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Dan': TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
Scott: TELETARDS
--
Dan': Get out of my room.
Teletard Classification #1/2: n00b ;|
--
Scott: Get off my hotel.
Teletard Classification #3: Its Not Your Hotel :|
--
Dan': Shut the fuck up.
Teletard Classification #4: :| ... you shut up!11!1!oneoneomg!11wtfbbq!
--
Teletard Classification #5: ;|
Dan': Fuck off.
Scott: You bell'ead.
Teletard Classification #5: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
--
Teletard Classification #6: :| You Are Such A Noob
Dan': Get fucked, cock-whore.
Scott: You cuntblaster.
Teletard Classification #6: LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
Dan': Don't rape my language, you treasonous fuck. Get off my Hotel.
Teletard Classification #6: What Eva I Cnt Be Bovad With Yoo Anymore *Leaves*
Scott&Dan': 1-0 :)
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Get the Doggy Fizzle Televizzle mug.A plural code name for African Americans. Used in place of the word nigers. Telephones are often very loud, and always seem to be "ringing" or to be overly enthusiastic. This term is most often used so when saying it, African Americans will not know what you are talking about.
Nick: "Yo check out those niggers over there making all that noise."
Joanna: " You meen check out thoses telephones ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"
Joanna: " You meen check out thoses telephones ringing over there."
Sean: " I love telephones!"
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Get the telephones mug.Telepathy (mind-to-mind-communication) can happen to anyone. Often it happens when we fall in love or between people who have a very close bond such as between a mother and her baby. This telepathic bonding may have a survival function associated with falling in love. Once a strong telepathic bonding is established the information communicated between the people increases beyond the feeling level to include shared imagery and thoughts.
It can happen between lovers, friends, family or even with a pet. Telepathy is a mind to mind communication that has been with us before language was invented. Even today the aborigines of Australia still use this Stone Age skill to communicate with each other over great distances.
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I telecrastinate to make the person on the other end of the line feel as tho they are interupting me.
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