turd lasagne

A masterpiece created on the toilet.
where you sit and shit for ages, constantly thinking youv finished wiping your arse.

This is repeated numerous times so that the toilet paper resembles lasagne pasta layers seperating the recycled meat youv give birth to.

Heather: "I thought I was constipated but turns out iv just made a turd lasagne."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

emerging turd

When you suddenly realise u need a shit

Oh I'm having an emerging turd

by Bushinstructor September 18, 2015

turd twat

eloquent term for the anus. Usually used in a sexual context, denoting the ability to perform sexual intercourse on said anus similar to that of the twat.

Millie was on the rag so I banged her in the turd twat instead.

by DasItManeZane July 25, 2016

turd volcano

When you shit and it fills up the bowl and rises up out of the water .

Tom planted a turd volcano in my toilet yesterday and left it there. That volcano of shit was so gross.

by Romeoblues December 15, 2015

turd twat

The art of getting poo in your vag from shitting your pants!

jared has turd twat

by tkinrough January 28, 2016

turd-purse

In reference to a person's anal cavity "rectum".

You're friend can be such a turd-purse sometimes.

by Preybird April 12, 2016

Swerving Turd

A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.

Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.

by Arial3535 August 26, 2020