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Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A ๐˜›๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ค๐˜ฌ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
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circle tool

an animation cliche that is most likely seen in some flipaclip animations.
user: oh god, look, it's the well-known circle tool.
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tools down

To stop work and relax, mostly used by Scotty Cam on The Block
Scotty Cam: Rightio blockheads, tools down.
by bloodyoath August 29, 2021
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Tool Bag

Someone who is a Tool and a Douche Bag.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is such an asshole.
Girl 2: Girl, don't worry about it, he's just a Tool Bag.
by Ashhhhhhhhhhhhhy August 28, 2010
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Cock Tool

One who is enslaved by the fallic object known as the penis. A compound of two slang words, "tool" and "cock".
Yo that kid was talking trash about you what a cock tool.
by RabidPanda October 21, 2003
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tool shed

A place to "hwhack it." It is very important to emphasize the "h" at the beginning.
Butthead: Hey, Beavis, hu-hu, Mr. Anderson's coming.
Mr. Anderson: Hey! You boys better not be out there hwhackin in my tool shed!
by CapnCratch September 4, 2009
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Tool Fag

A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.

Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.

Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@

JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG
by ILISTENTOTOOL January 3, 2009
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