bald headed perverted teacher

a bald headed teacher that stares at girls creepily and checks them out and theres like a 20 year age difference he's also obsessed with being in your personal space when he comes over to your table and his breath stinks sometimes i die when i smell it

girl 1: did you hear about the bald headed perverted teacher was checking that girl out

girl 2: yeah, he's gonna get fired ☺

by a random person that exists October 15, 2019

National Kill Your Teacher Day

On December 3, you may kill all teachers that have caused you trouble this year.

National Kill Your Teacher Day, THEY WILL ALL DIE!

by Shooter of Schools December 3, 2021

7th grade pioneer math teacher

She is a mean teacher who does not help her students at all. She also gives out homework everyday. Her favorite saying is "LUNCH DETENTION" she will yell at you for standing up to blow ur nose.

I'd rather have Donald Trump teach me then my "7th grade pioneer math teacher"

by THE TEACHERS FAVORITE STUDENT May 1, 2019

Making Card For Student Teacher

Making A card for a fat man in an elephant suit

FATMANFAT
TOTALLY UTTERLY FATTTTT
making card for student teacher.

by savanna rain June 20, 2008

Your annoying ass teacher

The person that helps u solve problems that you’d never have without them.

Your annoying ass teacher that makes your life a living hell. Her name is cow.
1: “I love my ANNOYING ASS TEACHER!”
2: “class pet” 😒

by New Dictonse May 6, 2021

Call Your Teacher "Mom"

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!

(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

by Heh, im better than you November 12, 2019

Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019