bum tax

Federal & state taxes paid by parents resulting from twenty something children living at home that are severely under or unemployed and not going to college.
Now that their son is out of college, unable to find a job, pay his student loans, the parents get hit with the bum tax as they cannot even claim a tax deduction, yet must pay all the expenses.
by d61008 January 27, 2015
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by Nigglers in my butthole April 05, 2024
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Alastair tax

When a victory is reduced in skill because the team you beat has Alastair on it
“Wow , that was a good win against Vietcong
“Nah , it’s was pretty average , you’re forgetting about Alastair Tax
by BigManBurmo January 28, 2021
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Liming Tax

n. The fine you receive as a result of being caught liming.

See also: Lime
"He finally got busted downloading free music. Got a 50-grand Liming Tax."
by eXDax October 18, 2007
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Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.
Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax
by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023
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Tax Bear Cartel Member

I was invited to a Hannukah party by my close friend that happened to be a Tax Bear Cartel Member
by Pieface_37 May 06, 2024
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abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.
I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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