table talk

From partnered card games, discussion between partners of the contents of their hands. Its purpose is to gain an advantage, and is generally against the house rules, if not written rules.

Him: I'm feeling a lot of LOOOOOVE for this game.
Her: I don't have much LOOOVE, but I'd sure like to CLUB you for saying that.
Me: Hey, easy on the table talk, okay?

by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

urinal talk

randomly talking, or randomly getting talked to by a complete stranger whilst using a urinal

i just got some urinal talk when i went to the bathroom

by gimdive January 11, 2004

good talk russ

1) a riposte for when someone completely stonewalls or inappropriately adds to a conversation, text message, email, etc.

2) a short message to the reader informing them that they blatanty blew you off.

Emily didn't respond to my text message asking about her weekend until she received a good talk russ.

Clark attempted to discuss life with his son Rusty over a beer. Rusty didn't respond to any of Clark's thoughts and just drank his father's beer. Clark concluded the conversation with "Good talk Russ."

by Christopher Aaron January 1, 2009

tough-talk

speaking in a tone intended to threaten your subject or audience, for the sole purpose of coercing them into believing or doing something; threaten. Common among politicians, law enforcement, gangsters, wiseguys, athletes, coaches, teachers. Best when used subtly.

Subtle tough-talk: (After being cut off by a freshly-licensed driver, at the red light, I got out of my car and went up to the driver's window). " You keep driving like that and someone's going to get hurt, and it isn't going to be me."

Overt tough-talk: "Oh, you don't understand me? No problemo, my fist speaks five languages."

by yemoss January 11, 2008

Jesus Talk

A term to describe gossip.

"So much shit went down this weekend! I have soo much Jesus Talk!!"

by slothman81690 March 13, 2008

Death Talk

A “Death Talk” is the opposite of a “Pep Talk.” A “Pep Talk” makes you Feel Good in Time of Need.

A Death Talk is usually administered by someone Jealous & Petty who has Broken Their Own Dreams & Aspirations & Wants To Destroy Yours.
Death Talks are usually Put Upon You by Evil Family Members, Dysfunctional friends or Co-Workers who do not want to see you Succeed, because their own dreams were Never Realized.

Example: Hey, I am thinking of going back to College to Do Something with My Life.

Death Talk: “No Way…You Are Too Stupid! You could never get through College & Make Something of Yourself! I never did! Stay Here at Walmart and Live Out Your Life as our Greeter for Minimum Wage.”

by Sara Smiles June 22, 2014

we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 8, 2004