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cleveland steamer

Quickly heating the female orifice to be used as a fornication semen receptacle. Best employed rhetorically.

Microwaving or boiling a synthetic female orifice for life altering masturbation.
After she saw him the the first time last night Steve seemingly could do nothing to arouse her. After blowing smoke up her ass he tried the cleveland steamer to make her receptive to his planned penetration. Smoke, steam, cajoling... none of these would distract her from laughing about his penis.

Bobby read on the interweb the gelatinous tube with the tight tunnel would feel as good as fucking the orifice of a real woman. Not bothering with the instructions he boiled his masturbation toy to "heat it up for that realistic feel". After he returned home from the hospital he never gave device assisted masturbation another thought even after the skin grafts to his penis fully recovered. His parents gave his internet connection the cleveland steamer treatment with PfSense.
by PassionTrain August 29, 2012
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Stanley Steamer

Stanley Steamers may be performed when you are at a friend's house to visit (eg. for a LAN party, etc.) but he's being a *very* shitty host, so you proceed to pull your pants and underwear down and rub your bare, nasty ass on one, very concentrated spot of his bedroom carpet. If he's being a particularly flagrant ass hole, proceeding to the rubbings of his bed sheets, pillow cases, and/or other miscellaneous personal belongings may ensue.
Kurt was completely ignoring all of his guests, so Chad proceeded to giving his carpet a thorough Stanley Steamer, though this wouldn't be the first time...
by sso33 December 22, 2008
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streamer

The line of drool from her mouth to your cock when she doesn't swallow her spit
Dude, the blowjob she gave me was so sloppy, there were streamers all over the place.
by helper guy July 12, 2009
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Detroit Steamer

see Hot Carl.

When a person takes a dump on another person's face. The dumpee may or may not have saran wrap covering their face.
We decided to do something different, so I gave her a Detroit Steamer.
by a guy February 21, 2004
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Steamer

A steamer is a term for a blatant homosexual male. Same as a queer, fag, poof, but just a better word.
"see that guy bruce over there, fuckin steamer"
by Smudgee January 27, 2005
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Harrison Steamer

The waiting period between two Cleveland steamers that are with in a reasonable amount of time of each other. Taken from President Harrison's term between President Cleveland's non-consecutive terms
I watched the new Jersey Shore during my Harrison Steamer, I've never experienced so much shit in my life.
by mccoolr&der(soup) April 20, 2011
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Salty steamer

A salty steamer occurs during sex when you take a big steamy shit on your partners chest and sprinkle it with a little salt to add a more robust flavor.
Chris Brown gave Rihanna a nice salty steamer on one of their dates.
by RustyOnRye October 23, 2017
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