professor stoner 

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.

Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!

professor stoner by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

Obnoxious stoner

How to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner
1. hurting people to bring their high down
2. Rude/obnoxious behaviour
3. overacting to everything
4. he must let the world know how high he is
5. forcefull and prone to breaking stuff
6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds
7. loud

You do not want to be this person......

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noone wants to smoke with you

person 1 ; are you okay

\person 2 ; no im not even high anymore he's being an obnoxious stoner

Obnoxious stoner by Truth- hurts November 20, 2016

granola stoner 

A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.

The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.

granola stoner by Nursie93 February 25, 2017

jack stoner 

Teacher to Chuck Norris. Baddest mother fucker around! Awesome Texan.

I wish I could be like Jack Stoner!

jack stoner by Knuck Knuck May 21, 2017

pretentious stoner 

Someone who talks about weed non-stop, and stresses about how much pot they smoke and how it should be legalized. They will carry on a conversation about weed even when you're not on that subject. They also try to get you to smoke pot even if you tell them several times you're not interested. This will carry on forever, they don't ever shut the fuck up. You can try and stop them but it's a waste of time.

How a typical conversation with one goes
Pretentious Stoner:"Aw man I got so high last night, I just sat there and listened to music. Then my mom called and I got paranoid! Dude you don't even know that was the scariest moment of my life."
Me: " That's great."
Pretentious Stoner: " Hey man how come you don't wanna smoke weed?"
Me: "I don't really want to, is that a problem?"
Pretentious Stoner: "Man you suck you're just a sheep."

pretentious stoner by Joeseph Kony October 1, 2013

Middle Stoner Syndrome 

While smoking marijuana in groups of three or more individuals, sitting in the center of the rotation and suffering from the inability to recall the direction of which one should pass the pipe (blunt, joint, etc.) is referred to as Middle Stoner Syndrome.

Joe: "Who passed this to me?"
Ben: "I did, it goes to Rick. I've told you three times now."
Joe: "Sorry, man, my Middle Stoner Syndrome is flaring up."

Middle Stoner Syndrome by D'Kevin February 10, 2012

Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids 

A totally rad blog on tumblr that promotes the smoking of marijuana for medical and recreational use. The owner has made it her goal to help break the stereotypes set by older generations about weed, and those who smoke. It often posts interesting and unique photos that everyone submits.

How do we clean this pipe?" "I don't know. Just go ask the girl from Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids.

Fuck Yeah Stoner Kids by Mary_Jayne January 20, 2011