Stoned as a goat

When you’ve sucked back a few to many see through didgeridoo’s and your mind channels you to your inner goat.

Taylor- fuuaark!! I’ve been talking to you for the last 10 mins and your not even registering anything I’m saying!

Ben- Sorry mate, I’m just fucking stoned as a goat after that session.

by Lord-Tennis-Courts September 20, 2021

stay stoned

most of the time when you look inside of your dad's old yearbook you will see stay stoned at least once. It basically just means to keep smoking that good good and have a great summer

Son: What does stay stoned, and stay boned mean?
Dad: Don't worry you'll learn about it one day.

by Queen793 January 24, 2017

Gay Stones

When it's late night and you're hungry you make yourself a bowl of fruity pebbles, you can also refer to them as gay stones.

Tommy: "Hey man! Whatcha eating there?"
You: "Just got me a bowl of gay stones"
Tommy: "Aww I want to eat some gay stones now"

by jbird53916 June 19, 2021

Stone Soup

The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.

I had stone soup last night and totally cleaned out the fridge.

by Xonikz July 19, 2018

Rolling Stone

A long past its prime magazine.

I'm about to read the rolling stone. Said by some Boomer.

by EmJayee December 22, 2022

Road Stoned

The spacey feeling one gets after too much driving.

After driving for 14 hours straight, he had that road stoned feeling as he wandered into the diner.

by Rastalutionary November 20, 2010

Emylee stone

If you come across an Emylee Stone you will fall in love they are hot, got an attitude and is super smart. You might think they are nasty but they are really nice to the people who don't annoy her.

Man: Wow she is hot i wonder what her name is
Emylee: my name is Emylee stone

by Bot Girl69 December 7, 2021