Souffle Puff

An overabundance of belly and/or back fat that protrudes beyond the confines of one's waistband, creating a soft landing place for a crop top or undersized t-shirt. Akin to a muffin top but grotesquely larger, wobblier and smellier.

Ugh! Girl, that ain't no muffin top, that's a fully risen souffle puff. Lemme get you a bigger shirt.

by bettybop May 8, 2011

stuffle butter

When stufflebeam is trying to give you his sweet, sweet man butter all over that little Ollie ass. (Ollie is a man-dime)

Why's he like that? Oh, he's just trying to give his stuffle butter

by Blammer18 March 13, 2015

shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015

Scuffle Coat

The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.

"Dude, he just slammed down his scuffle coat. Shit's about to get real!"

by Disco duck January 16, 2016

snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016

Shuffle

To avoid answering a question directly by beating around the bush or subtly changing the subject; A string of white lies put together to convince a third party you know what you are talking about.

Do you really know what you're talking about, or are you shuffling?
Dude, quite shuffling and tell me straight up.
I've learned to shuffle so well that everyone believes I know what I'm talking about.
...now that is how you shuffle to get out of a situation.

by co1212 March 25, 2017

shuffle me good

when u shuffle a deck of cards well for someone else duh..... stop thinking sexually you pervert

can you shuffle me good?

Of course I can!

by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017