spiderman slap

After ejaculating in your hand you bitch slap someone

After I came in my hand I Spiderman slapped the hoe

by pkboicu February 19, 2012

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pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.

George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.

by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009

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when a guy is fucking someone without a condom and does the withdrawal method, and he jacks himself off to finish and flings the cum at the girl, preferably in her face, while doing the spiderman hand sign.

we don't superman no mo, we just SPIDERMAN THAT HOE

by chingaling October 15, 2007

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rock spider

Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.

Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.

by Furmy September 19, 2006

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Trap Door Spider

All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.

Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."

by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 10, 2008

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