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yo are you spreadass right now?
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spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.
The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data
by honneamise April 13, 2021
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spreadjob

It’s where a boy and a girl mate by spreading both of their legs up like open scissors on the ground and both push into each other so their leg cavs are touching while both legs are spread out on each side fucking each other by going back and fourth on there asses.
I think me and my girl want a spreadjob but I don’t think my legs are that flexible, I guess she will have to teach me.
by XxXPuS$YSLaYER9000XxX April 16, 2021
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Spreadsticks

The breadsticks that are in those small Nutella cups.
Ayo what was packed?

Some Spreadsticks.

Can I have one?
by Bob3Studios April 19, 2021
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spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.
Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.
by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021
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spreadybois

Australian Slang. Spreadybois is the pronoun for people that have covid19 and were should have been in isolation but were instead outside in the community potentially infecting others. Antonym is Isobois (people who were isolated while infectious)

A spreadyboi is a selfish person who is infecting others in the community instead of remaining in lockdown while there is a national pandemic.
Did you see NSW cases? Yeah they had 126 case today and 78 of them were spreadybois
The number of spreadybois in the community needs to be 0 begs the Gladys Uselesspremier
by killubae July 25, 2021
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Spreading The Spaghetti

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.
Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.
by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021
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