Like when you go to fight someone your going to beat the hell out of them usually referring to there head. {hince "wig"}
Guy 1: hey who the fuck you talkin to like that.
Guy 2: dude if you dont shut the hell up ima come over there and split yo wig back.
Guy 2: dude if you dont shut the hell up ima come over there and split yo wig back.
by Da Byrd October 16, 2008
Get the [Split yo wig back] mug.In roller derby, a split pack is defined as two groups of skaters, equal in number. If the pack becomes split, no legal pack is defined. Skaters will be warned to speed up or slow down to reform the pack and are subject to penalties. Also, a roller derby themed online clothing store.
"Did you see that team in the Split-Pack shirts? They grabbed an opposing blocker and fell back 11 feet, and sent their pivot to the front of the other group! It's a split pack situation!"
by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009
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When ones dick has cum residue on there dick hole and when he pisses there piss streem is split into two streems
Joe stergle was jacking off and the next day he started pissing on the wall insted of the toilet ( that asshole had splitstreem)
by Kybeanhead January 1, 2010
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Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
by erzebet333 July 25, 2010
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Get the Spitoon mug.When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"
by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013
Get the Split the Wood mug.When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.
Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."
by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016
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