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SpiderMan Facial

SpiderMan Facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of Spiderman, but what are you actually doing? Giving a facial, right? So essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the SpiderMan Facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. But always remember these two important rules:

1. SpiderMan Facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. Don't limit yourself to the face. Area coverage is key ... bellybutton to eyebrow.
Peter North gave a SpiderMan Facial to Ron Jeremy.
by OriginalStarGirl June 1, 2007
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butt spider

shit balls pulled away from the anus as interwoven with anal hairs. resembles spiders, dingle berries with hair pulled away from the ass.
dude, I was pulling butt spiders off my ass.
what a butt spider.
by mark h July 10, 2003
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spider

Not very widely used at all term for an quasilegal hacker; I rather ike it myself.
by Larstait November 6, 2003
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Spiderjob

When eight different girls take turns giving you handjobs and blowjobs until you cum on all of them. Takes practice to hit every girl.
Oh my god I can die happy now that I just got a Spiderjob.
by CorvallisJB January 27, 2010
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Spider Web

A game played on the front porch of homes in Buffalo, NY. While the rules are not clearly known and or understood, players must on the stairs of said porch and loudly shout "SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB, SPIDER WEB!" Loud enough that cars passing by can hear.
Hey a cars comin! "SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB! SPIDER WEB!"
by BuffaloveWing August 6, 2017
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spiderman homecomming

A good lit movie with tom holland
did u see spiderman homecomming
no
by IcySand May 30, 2018
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Spider

Spider swag
Spider swag
mess with him
he'll kick your ass
spider swag, lookout he comes spider swag
by casaNation December 15, 2021
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