Flamer Spank

When a gay guy smacks your ass because he finds you attractive. Usually followed by a wink or some sort of unwanted eye contact.

I was just going to get myself a drink, but along the way, I got a flamer spank from some faggot I met at work.

by CLander February 14, 2009

weiner spank

when a male hits something with his wiener, mostly inflicting pain on himself more than the object

Mikey just weiner spanked that chair and now he's rolling on the floor in pain. Stupid.

by shae raye D May 31, 2009

Baby Skanks

When a young girl, usually a freshmen or sophomore in high school tries to get with all the older guys and start drama among everyone.
After doing so they will play innocent like a baby that all the older boys lie and use them as targets.
Skanks that act like babies.

Girl 1: Hey did you hear that Allie's bf cheated on her with Joy?

Girl 2: Yeah I did, that girls a sophomore!

Girl 1: Yeah I know she's one of those Baby Skanks!

by wly April 8, 2011

dirty shanks

When a man performs anal sex and pulls out and sticks his dick in his partner's mouth still covered in fecal matter

Mark was plowing Katie in the ass, pulled out and gave her a Dirty Shanks.
You mean he shoved it in her mouth?
Sure did! That dirty bastard

by NY Mark August 23, 2019

The spanish inquisition

something that you didnt expect jumping into your room right about now

no one expects the spanish inquisition

by DATBOOMGUY October 14, 2020

Monkey Spanker

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

by Savannah connars April 3, 2021

A Twerk of Skanks

A group, or gathering of high-pitched slutty club brats. Noun, plural

"I had to pee, but there were a Twerk of Skanks in line, so I just held it"

by Cyoulateralligator February 4, 2014