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smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
by entropymaam June 17, 2006
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Smothersmucker

Anything that is smothered in Smucker's.
Usually used to describe PB&J, or breakfast foods such as toast, biscuits, English muffins, & other tasty treats that have been smothered in Smucker's.
1. I need a cold glass of milk to wash down this yummy smothersmucker!

2.That was the most smothersmucking PB&J I've ever had!
by Az89 August 6, 2014
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SmotHan

So when you want to tell someone they're dumb, you say, "You're smotHan." Also means the name of a couple who have been together for a long time..like.. golden love?
You are so smotHan
by simoniaxixixixix November 13, 2020
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Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.
We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!
by UnholyGuacamole April 24, 2022
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smith bag

A person that is mad over nothing, or butt hurt, acting like a jark because your feelings got hurt.
somebody tells a joke about smith. smith gets mad, and pouts alot. this is called being a smith bag or smiffy.
by soul plane August 26, 2009
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slothgrip

The firm, annoying, unrelenting, grip of an infatuated woman's arm hooked around a guy's; locked at the elbow.
Friend A: Dang, who's that with the slothgrip on Slim?

Friend B: New girlfriend. She's been hanging there all night.
by jousts-94198 November 3, 2009
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Smith Syndrome

Lack of attempting new tricks on a skateboard. Very common in new skaters, and skaters after an injury.
He hasn't landed a kickflip yet, maybe he has SMITH SYNDROME.
by berrace April 23, 2010
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