Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
by Schderp May 12, 2014
Get the Sleep Carpentrymug. bubbles sleep is when you sleep 15+ hours and the only time youre allowed to be awake and conscious is between 11 pm and 6 am.
Tim: "how have you been since the break up?"
Greg: "it hit me pretty hard, i've been bubbles sleeping a lot lately..."
(bubbles sleeping is linked to depression, please seek help if you do it often)
Greg: "it hit me pretty hard, i've been bubbles sleeping a lot lately..."
(bubbles sleeping is linked to depression, please seek help if you do it often)
by bubs <3 July 11, 2020
Get the bubbles sleepmug. by THEONLYHARDWAY March 19, 2019
Get the Sleep Clashingmug. This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!
by Zā November 20, 2019
Get the Sleeping Buritomug. The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many
by Dagger666 December 3, 2009
Get the Sleep Pandamug. I saw Jen passed out on the couch last night so I Sleep Hoed her.
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
Bitch got Sleep Hoed at the dog house!
by JakieNarko November 22, 2013
Get the Sleep Hoedmug. The action of bitching someone out while asleep, or while waking up. The person is cruel, and malicious with the only intent to get back to sleep or sometimes to get back at you for disturbing their slumber
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
May or may not wear off shortly after awakening and can be affected by substances such as coffee, alcohol, drugs, sex , a slap to the face, or any other awaking substance or decision impairing substance.
Person 1.:
" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:
" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
" I told you your dad was probably just sleep-bitching."
Person 2:
" I thought he'd be awake, otherwise i wouldn't have called him for a ride until later."
by Lacey Lane November 7, 2011
Get the Sleep-Bitchingmug.