Simp

An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy

Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.

by King Simp December 30, 2019

Simp

A vagina which resembles the mouth of Homer Simpson

Yo, that chick last night totally had a simp. It was hot!

by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019

Simp

That nigga Eric

That nigga Eric is a simp ass nigga.

by I fucked your mom 69 October 13, 2019

Simp

A depressed and/or emotional person; a person that is always in their self-conscience feelings.

You are such a simp sometimes

by negus of lyfe March 9, 2018

Simp

verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering

"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."

by lil simp January 17, 2018

Simp

A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.

Ole mate won't come party tonight cuz he's too busy simping over that cross legged hoe..

by VeganSausage December 15, 2020

Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.

Prince Harry is a simp.

by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020