Shrek

The hottest most magnificent 7"8 guy you would meet on tinder and he is one that will understand you no matter when sex, race, or body you have or are.

"Shrek is so hot"

by IlikeYourmomscompany January 13, 2022

Shrek

A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor

Shrek saw Madonna walking Borderline.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"

Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.

by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023

Shrek and Donkaay

Shrek Is my Bae. He is my secret Senpai. I would do the sussy with shrek. If you dont like shrek then get out of my swamp you cerebal pulsy retard bastard, DoOooonkay.

PS Onions have layers fucktard.

s halom

Shrek is sexy and god. Donkaay is wery nice. WafflesShrek and Donkaay

by sdik evol I October 28, 2021

Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.

Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!

by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023

shrek

shrek is a sexy as a mthrfckr that is sexy

man: come here shrek u sexy asf
girl: eeewww ur gay
man: only for shrek

by defenitly not wesley November 27, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is a god. Shrek is love shrek is life. Shrek is a cartoon character, a green ogre with big ears. To some he is JUST a cartoon character, but to others he is an amazing god and he is a whole religion also a sexuality called #shreksexual" and he is called a god because of the meme community

-why is he so obsessed with shrek
-how cant he be

by Chicken_Noodle_Soup_YEET October 24, 2019