Shitlick

When your dog eats his own shit, and then kisses you getting it all over you.

His dog gave me a shitlick..

by Your Gays June 30, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

shitinatree

when your doing a monkey climbing job and u really need a poopy poop

“oops i need a shitinatree OOH OOH AAH AAH 🐒 🐵 “

by SANDRA OK NO NEED TO SLAG ME September 24, 2020

shitring

Arsehole

Take your awful opinion and ram up it up your shitring

by Arsesniffer2000 September 29, 2020

SHITING!!!

THE SHIT OF THAT FUCKING SHITER!!!

when i close my eyes.... I SEE SHITING!!! I SEE FUCKING SHITING!!! FUCK THAT SHITTER!!! ok i think that is enough. I SAY IT S ENOUGH WHEN I SEE THAT SHITTER!!! FUCK THAT SHITTING BOY YA DNGIE SHIT MO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by joanne olougnja November 18, 2020

Shitmining

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

by Bloodypete November 20, 2020

shitmining

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

by Elzeebub November 20, 2020