Shart Attack

When you have a heart attack and shit yourself at the same time.

Me: Oh man, I just slammed 8 jagerbombs in a row.
Bro: You'll give yourself a shart attack doing that!
Me: Too late...

by shatcat September 28, 2023

Shart lord

Someone who has sharted more then 10 times in their lifetime.

Dave sharted twice in day i knew he was close to becoming a shart lord.

by indigo pup July 14, 2021

Kamikaze Shart

When you purposefully spray Liquid ass in your restroom to make it miserable for the next person who has to poop after you.

Holy crap dude, I Kamikaze shart the shitter and Mike threw up before he could even begin pooping

by ObsidianWraith March 27, 2023

shart nation

A peculiar Instagram page revolving around the shitty mistakes people have made in Vermillion, South Dakota. Should this shitshow of an Instagram page be put down as well as its owner, Joey Thompson, probably.

Joey should change Shart Nation to Shartstool USD!

by PeculiarCoyote November 3, 2021

Hershey sharts

Synonym: The chocolate fountain made in the porcelain.

Antonym: a normal turd.

Shart= sh** and fart together.

Dude, that pile of meth gave me the Hershey Sharts!

by KingJosef October 25, 2020

Shart

When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times

"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"

by Xakez May 2, 2022

Shart

This is the combination between a fart and shitting. It's when you try to fart, but some creemy sauce comes out with it. This is what most people in Ireland eat for breakfast.

And that ladys and gentlemen, is a shart.

AAAUAUUUGGHHHHHHH! I NEED TO FART! *person farts* *creamy sauce comes out* Oh shit, I think i just sharted. It smells good!

by Rallemandendk April 1, 2022