cock of shame

Just like a walk of shame, but with your cock. Especially, when your cock decides to be uncooperative and either you can't get it up at all OR you end up ejaculating too quickly. Then your girl is mad at you and you are ashamed of yourself.

John: So, the girl you took home with you last night, was she any good?
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.

by johnsonneil July 27, 2014

cry and shame

To be a cry and a shame... the common mistake is cryin' shame but it account for both cry and shame

We lost, it was a total cry and shame!

by Marcus April 23, 2005

Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw August 6, 2008

slut shaming

Insulting a woman for having sex. Not to be confused with insulting a woman for cheating. Also not to be confused with a man sleeping around (in which case the same people as the ones that use the word slutshame will call him a pig)

She's such a slut.
Slut shaming

by primapp August 31, 2013

International Walk of Shame

Spending 10+ hours travelling back from a week long transatlantic booty call... sitting on one of those little haemorrhoid do-nuts cos you're so sore economy seating just won't cut it.....

Look at that poor girl in the seat opposite, she walked on to the plane like John Wayne trailing two suitcases behind her... must be doing the ol' international walk of shame!

by 10pounds of yorkshire beef January 5, 2011

shame attack

A reaction of embarrassment/ self-hatred.

I can't believe I spent £150 in Primark on Saturday, I'm having such a shame attack!

I'm having a major shame attack! I can't believe I did that!

Whatever you do, make sure you don't get a shame attack in the second post. You've done nothing to feel bad about.

He had a major shame attack when I found out he'd been chirpsin other girls.

by Eliza Jagger September 19, 2006

ha lol shame

The expression of shaming someone and laughing at them when they fail at life.

Jordan : did you hear that the pull out method didn’t work for lily

Sophie: ha lol shame

by Daddy dayia January 15, 2018