September 21

FaceTime your girlfriend day and tell her how much you love her

Gf- do you know what today is
Bf- no why
Gf- it’s September 21

Bf- ft me rn

by ✨😊✨ September 20, 2021

September 25

Make out with your crush in the school bathroom day

Y/n: yo wanna go to the school bathroom?
Y/n: ye but why
Y/n: oh yk.. today is September 25th

Y/n:oh… alright

by Your_weird September 20, 2021

September 26

Today is fruity day! Be fruity to all of your friends, and bf/gf!

Williams: Hey! Don't you remember? It's September 26! Chad: oh yeah. What up baby mama.

by nonononolol September 26, 2021

September 3

This is national short person giver tall person slap day!

They short friend slaps the tall friend on September 3

by Udumbo September 1, 2021

September 10th

Grab Dick and Dip Day! Grab any male dick and run as fast as you can but don't get caught.

girl-today is September 10th, let’s go grab some dick and run
girl#2- okay

by unknown_bum September 9, 2019

September 20th

A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.

Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"

by Weeb_Boi 69 October 19, 2019

September 20

The day when Royals are born. If you were born on this day you have a great looks and personality! Make sure to use your September 20th Birthday luck on others!

Person born on September 20th getting admired and loved

Dude: Why are they so loved? Can I have that luck?

Dudette: Well, they say people born on September 20th give their luck and are extremely loved.

by Unibunny December 8, 2019