St. Louis School

St. louis school is a small school full of judgy people, full of drama, and full of people who think that they’re better than everyone else. Their milk is always expired and their food tastes like it was made 100 years ago. It’s like going to prison everyday and having to suffer through the nasty terrible teachers. everyone at that school are pieces of shit. No one really cares about each other, once you leave that school after 8th grade, you will never turn back again. It always smells bad and a roof is always leaking. The teachers always choose favorites and for some reason it’s always the bad kids that are the favorites. Everywhere you look is a hoe trying to show off their ass or something. There is always piss and shit in the bathrooms stinking up the whole place and a janitor who all he does is sit on his butt. every boy is a player, there isn’t one loyal boy in the whole school. If you for some reason are set free from that hell hole, then you are one lucky duck. Please never ever consider going to St. Louis School.
You go to St. Louis school?? Awh that must suckkk”
by ijustatedonut123 December 12, 2019
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St Thomas Network

The streams of cum leading from woman to woman to woman but eventually leading back to a couple dudes at Carlson
Admissions Pimp: "St Thomas has the St Thomas Network! We allbutguaranteeunderlegalcontracture that we WILL get you a high-finance jobs right out of college!!"

Savvy students: "St Thomas Network? Guess I better bring my umbrellas...sighhhhh..."

EDIT: @urban dictionary staffers, you will not get this unless you WENT to st thomas, a respectable but academically nincompoop school in southern Minnesota. You will not have heard ALL ABOUT THE "St Thomas Network" so you will not understand why their promises of good jobs out of college are completely false. I am not sullying a Catholic institution for its Catholicism--I am a seminarian at a different school in fact--I am drawing under-given attention to a serious lie St Thomas peddles to admitted and high school students about career prospects out of college. I am in line with the college revelution, wherein we can totally see 80% of our college tuition was frittered away on defining basic marketing vocabulary. I encourage you to seriously think again; DO NOT delete this post as it echoes the academic agony of thousands of st Thomas graduates who were told fame and fortune awaited them outside St Thomas' borders but wound up stocking shelves intead.
by AnonemousMarmot September 28, 2020
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dylan st aubin

A leprechaun witha bad temper, ginger
At the end of a rainbow you will find dylan st aubin.
by Katherine Almeida December 22, 2016
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St. Georges Day

The day of England's patron saint, St. George. Celebrated in England on April 23, which, by a strange coincidence, is also the approximate birthday of William Shakespeare (and the day he died as well).

Festivities in England include wearing the English flag (which is called the St. George's cross) or anything red or white and singing the hymn 'Jerusalem'.

It also happens to be the day that the Queen announces new appointments to the Order of the Garter.

As St. George is also the patron saint of the Scouting Movement, Scout troops join in a parade on this day.

Unfortunatly, it is not celebrated as much as Christmas and such.

St. George was not actually English, but Turkish, and is also the Saint of many other countries and cities, but is probably most famous for being the patron saint of England.
Jim was wearing nothing but an English Flag and singing 'Jerusalem' at the top of his voice stumbling home last night from the pub. Well, that's what you get for downing 6 pints of bitter on St. Georges Day.
by Nelpas October 17, 2008
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st. Albans School

The school for incredibly smart and hot guys. They party real hard and are great at baseball and track. they will all become the next billion airs and fuck all the hot girls, while the landon and prep guys will be working at fucking mcdonalds. Most kids are really rich and get with all the girls they want.
St. Albans School guy guy: yea you going to the party??/
Landon guy: no i wasn't invited i go to landon
STA guy: haha sux for u
by dcsta February 07, 2011
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St. Francis Salute

This is handy when you park your car in snowy areas. It's when you pull the windshield wipers of your car off of the windshield and leave them up. This prevents snow/ice build-up on the wipers while you're at work and makes cleaning your car easier. Named for Saint Francis University in Loretto, PA, where it snows from October to April.
Every car in the lot is giving the St. Francis Salute!
by James Gerraughty January 14, 2008
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Port St. John

A small town in Florida bordering Cocoa, Canaveral Groves, and Titusville, inhabited by rednecks, lower middle class old people, and black people too soft to live in Cocoa. A good ole' boy's version of Rockledge. The only "port" there is this poor excuse on the Indian River that you can barely get a bassboat into.
He was talkin' shit about clickin' up? That fuck ass nigga lives in Port St. John, whats he gonna do ride over here on a go cart and start sprayin a BB gun?
by Siegel McBirdman February 22, 2007
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