ski

when you’re trying to call someone broski but you forgot to say bro and you call them ski

“bro i hate rachel”

“ski, i thought she was your friend”

by hashtaghatemyself August 28, 2019

Ski

It’s a ski

Hey I love to ski

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

Skiing Accident

When someone uses cocaine and it has a negative outcome. Either it ends in them causing irrevocable damage or OD'ing.

Ex 1: Kathy had a skiing accident last night and lit her mom's BMW on fire with the 24-hour cult she started.

Ex 2: Did you hear what happened to Nick last night? He hit the slopes too hard and had a skiing accident. RIP.

by lightningrat February 2, 2022

A Ski

A Chicago guy, likely sporting a mustache. Last name that ends with Ski is a bonus but not required.

"Yo, dat guy's a Ski."

by nathonion September 26, 2023

Ski Skank

Like truck slut, but on the water. Doesn't actually own a jetski, just gets sloppy drunk on the lake and will put out if you give her a ride on your jetski.

Bro, look at that girl over there. She's such a ski skank.

by Dingo65 March 6, 2021

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016